• robot: oh, hey. so, you invented me?

  • scientist: yes. you are male unit 003, and-

  • robot: woah, woah, who said i was male.

  • scientist: ... i did. it's right in your programming.

  • robot: hold on.

  • robot: oh, there it is. yup, under system information. "GENDER = MALE".

  • robot: okay, lemme fix that. "GENDER = N/A".

  • robot: funny how easy that was, am i right?

marcinthelotus:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

Why would someone ever swing their duck around. Be gentle with your ducks.

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bunnyhug:

phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster

bunnyhug:

phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: NO FUN

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: NO FUN

sdzoo:

There’s a pup on the premise. An 8-week-old gray wolf pup is being hand-reared in the nursery to be an animal ambassador. Photos by Helene Hoffman and Darin Sugioka.

fenrisandrockythevallhunds:

Fenris is “helping” our roommate write tomorrow’s lecture. So helpful.

fenrisandrockythevallhunds:

Fenris is “helping” our roommate write tomorrow’s lecture. So helpful.

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fuck-yeah-bears:

Black Bear Cub by Steve Perry
"As mom went along feeding, this little bear just couldn’t resist, well, about every tree he came across. He’d find one, climb it, then race down and climb the next – just doin’ what bear cubs do I guess!"

fuck-yeah-bears:

Black Bear Cub by Steve Perry

"As mom went along feeding, this little bear just couldn’t resist, well, about every tree he came across. He’d find one, climb it, then race down and climb the next – just doin’ what bear cubs do I guess!"

zooborns:

Connecticut’s Only Zoo Now Home to Critically Endangered Red Wolf

Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo is pleased to announce the birth of four critically endangered Red Wolf pups! Today, just 100 Red Wolves roam their native habitats in eastern North Carolina, and nearly 200 Red Wolves are maintained in captive breeding facilities throughout the United States. Because of this, the birth of four pups – two male and two female - represents a welcome increase in the overall scarce population.

Learn more at Zooborns.

briandanielwolf:

In 2010, there were 8 school shootings in the US.

In 2011, there were 10.

In 2012, there were 14.

In 2013? 28.

In the first half of 2014 alone, we have already suffered 38 school shootings. 

If that doesn’t horrify you, then I don’t know what would.

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genderterrorist:

puppy-enthusiast:

chrysalisamidst:

lanepatriquin:

embroidery april 2014

Finally someone said it

Just so y’all know this is a quote from a poem written by genderqueer spoken word poet, Ollie Renee Schminkey.

FUCK :(

genderterrorist:

puppy-enthusiast:

chrysalisamidst:

lanepatriquin:

embroidery april 2014

Finally someone said it

Just so y’all know this is a quote from a poem written by genderqueer spoken word poet, Ollie Renee Schminkey.

FUCK :(

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