robot: oh, hey. so, you invented me?
scientist: yes. you are male unit 003, and-
robot: woah, woah, who said i was male.
scientist: ... i did. it's right in your programming.
robot: hold on.
robot: oh, there it is. yup, under system information. "GENDER = MALE".
robot: okay, lemme fix that. "GENDER = N/A".
robot: funny how easy that was, am i right?
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck
Why would someone ever swing their duck around. Be gentle with your ducks.
Today’s Gender of the day is: NO FUN
Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo is pleased to announce the birth of four critically endangered Red Wolf pups! Today, just 100 Red Wolves roam their native habitats in eastern North Carolina, and nearly 200 Red Wolves are maintained in captive breeding facilities throughout the United States. Because of this, the birth of four pups – two male and two female - represents a welcome increase in the overall scarce population.
Learn more at Zooborns.
In 2010, there were 8 school shootings in the US.
In 2011, there were 10.
In 2012, there were 14.
In 2013? 28.
If that doesn’t horrify you, then I don’t know what would.